Misinterpreting Architecture Worldwide

Dear Alice: Gets Drunk, Climbs Buildings

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Question originally submitted to www.goaskalice.columbia.edu :


Dear Alice,

I live in London, and keep on getting drunk and climbing buildings. Last week I nearly killed myself by accident. Any advice?

-Urban Climbing Idiot


Dear Urban Climbing Idiot,

Short of doing your drinking in the middle of the Yorkshire moors, two ideas come to mind: don't drink alone and look at your drinking habits with an eye on getting drunk less frequently. Take your mates with you to the pub and let them know ahead of time about your Spiderman tendencies. Pick blokes that would stop you from climbing, rather than ones who would encourage you in the name of high-flying entertainment.

At least you recognize your actions as stupid and dangerous. From there you might want to ask yourself, why the bloody idiocy? A counselor, chaplain, or group can help you get to some answers - and keep your feet on the ground to boot. Help, fast, is also in order if the alcohol puts you in such a state that you're not even aware that you're up another building without a lift.

A rock-climbing class, while sober, might give you a respect for the highly-skilled sport of scaling that will make you think twice about doing it drunk. The highs that you can realize from "controlled" climbing could also diminish your desire to do it at the drop of a pint.

-Alice

Buildering: A Cragrat's Guide to the UBC Campus, 1968

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Photos from the 1968 guidebook by Dick Culbert.

Le Parkour

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Ok, that settles it. I'm moving to Europe. Do you know what the latest, greatest sport is over there? It's called Le Parkour. Here's how le-parkour.com defines it:

The Parkour is the art of movement, a new french sport created by David Belle and Sebastien Foucan. The objective is clearing all the obstacles which you have on your way, climbing a wall, a stair, a roof, or a tree; all in the research of an aesthetic and original movement. People who practice this sport are called Traceurs. Training is physical, but also reflects a moral philosophy with it's own values. More than a sport, it's an art, an everyday lifestyle!

To me it looks like a cross between skateboarding without the board and ninjitsu. Basically, they are climbing and jumping around like a bunch of Super Mario Bros over there. How rad is that!? They take themselves super serious about it. "Traceurs"...like secret agents or something. Man I love the Europeans. So progressive. All of a sudden buildering feels two dimensional. I gotta start practicing up on my jujitsu rolls.

Here's some links:

www.urbanfreeflow.com <-- Good english site, with a great message board, lotsa pics and vids. Check it.
le-parkour.com <-- [2009 EDIT: Site is 404] Great English site, you MUST check out the LeParkour.avi video, with David Belle. This guy BLOWS MY MIND! He speed builders some 6 storey structure in like 5 seconds.
parkour.com <-- [2009 EDIT: Site is 404] French only. Dude takes himself seriously. Killer flute loop man.
www.parkour.net <-- French only, good photos

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Ryan John Hartley R.I.P.

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Hartley.

HOUSTON -- A man who scaled halfway up one of Houston's best-known skyscrapers using only a small pick jumped about 30 stories to his death Monday morning, authorities said.

Ryan John Hartley, 20, was about halfway up the 64-story Williams Tower when he leaped at about 7:45 a.m., Houston Fire Department spokesman Jay Evans said.

Police recovered a driver's license and a note containing a message of a political nature. Authorities have declined to reveal details of the note, other than to say it did not mention plans to jump.

News2Houston reported that there were three notes discovered on Hartley, which spoke of religion, politics and specific problems with Iraq.

The Harris County Medical Examiner's Office ruled his death a suicide Monday.

Some Houstonians, who watched reports of the incident on television, said Tuesday that they were shocked and wondered why Hartley did what he did.

"It was public suicide," Houstonian Charles Simmons said. "Anytime that you have someone killing (themselves) in public that's obviously going to cause a stir. He obviously got out of it what he was looking to get out of it."

Hartley attended the University of Houston, having transferred from the University of Texas this fall semester, said Michael Cinelli, a spokesman for the Houston school.

Hartley had rosin to apply to his hands, and used the pick on the window molding as he moved higher, authorities said. But he apparently did not have a harness, belt or suction cup, "the normal professional equipment you'd normally see on someone trying to climb a building," Evans said.

Police received the first call about Hartley at 6:53 a.m. Monday. Evans said Hartley had somehow reached the outside of the building from the 10th floor and then climbed up the southwest corner from there.

Rescue personnel and a crowd of onlookers had gathered below, television helicopters hovered above and motorists from the West Loop freeway, the busiest in Texas, all had a view of the black-clad Hartley as he climbed and fell.

Chris Seay, pastor of Hartley's church, Ecclesia of Houston, released a statement from the family.

"Ryan was an accomplished rock climber and instructor as well as a gifted vocalist and student at U of H," the statement said. "He was seeing a psychologist for an undiagnosed mental disorder. The family is grieving and thankful for your thoughts and prayers."

Police tried to talk to Hartley from an open window but he continued to ascend. Witness Pat McGarey, a tower worker, said Hartley was yelling or singing and periodically waved his hands before taking an extended pause.

"It clearly looked like he jumped as opposed to falling," McGarey said.

The art deco-inspired skyscraper, formerly known as the Transco Tower, was built in 1983 and is known for the floodlight beacon at its top. It was designed by architect Philip Johnson.

©click2houston.com

Oh man, what injustice. I can picture it now:

VANCOUVER - ArdArvin, an accomplished rock climber, jumped 30 stories to his death early this morning. Local authorities ruled the death a suicide.

"ArdArvin scaled a little more than halfway up the 45 story One Wall Centre, before leaping to his death," says VPD spokesperson Anne Drennen.

No suicide note was found, although upon searching the man's apartment, various emails of political nature were found. In one email, ArdArvin claims that the war in Iraq was unwarranted.

Ardarvin wore climbing shoes, had rosin to apply to his hands, and used a camming device for resting. However, lacking a suction cup, he was not using the normal professional equipment one normally uses when trying to climb a building.

Before falling, onlookers observed ArdArvin yelling or possibly singing loudly, shaking violently, and taking an extended pause. "Truly bizarre behavior," says Drennen. He then jumped.

Ardarvin was not diagnosed with any mental disorder, however friends claimed his behaviour was "not normal. I mean, look at what he did for fun. He played video games and listened to rap music."

The One Wall Centre was built in 2001. It is the first skyscraper to violate Vancouver's height restriction bylaw, making it the tallest building in Vancouver. It is affectionately known as the "Death Star".

This makes me sick. I wasn't there, so I can't say for certain what happened, but reading this article raises significant doubts on the validity of the suicide ruling.

Who plans to commit suicide, but brings chalk, climbing shoes, and an aid hook for resting? The only evidence of suicide is an eye witness account that claims he jumped. Well here's a quote from another newspaper, "'He didn't have (any) energy left it looked like,' witness Pat Osborne said. 'He looked to the left and looked to the right and just pushed off.'"

I'm guessing he ran out of steam, realized all hope was gone, and then either let go or pushed off. "He obviously got out of it what he was looking to get out of it." -- Charles Simmons, you're a dick. Have a little respect.

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Poll ending Mar 06, 2003
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Did Ryan Hartley commit suicide?
No 63.3% - 45 Votes
Yes 36.6% - 26 Votes

Correct Answer: ??? (but no)

I guess we'll just never know completely. But I'd definitely lean towards it being an accident. Here was a 20 yr old kid enjoying life more fully than most of us ever will. Perhaps his "undiagnosed mental disorder" was a taste for adrenaline?

What happens if you fall?

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Ard about to fall.

"What happens if you fall?" It's a common question. I usually reply "I don't", followed by some sort of explanation on how I'm 100% sure of myself while buildering. However, I recently had the misfortune of deeply pondering this question while stuck 20 ft above hard ground.

For Christmas holidays I went to visit Darren in Calgary. Darren lives in an old haunted house with a cement wall in his back yard. The cracks in it looked to be about finger size, so I gave Darren my camera and set out to climb it.

The climbing was good, although a little on the stiff side. It probably didn't help that I've become fat and lazy in the winter season. Hibernation mode, as one friend put it. Anyway, it was also about -15 Deg C which is good for the friction but cold on the hands. Things went fairly smoothly until the top move. The cracks in the cement became too narrow to fit my fingers in.

So I was faced with a choice: try and skip the move and dyno for the top, or do some tricky down-climbing. In hindsight I don't think the dyno would have been too hard, but I was looking at a bigger and less controlled fall if I missed it. So I tried down-climbing. I made it about 5 ft before getting stuck, my fingers completely numb. So I just hung there waiting for my strength to fade.

Facing about a 15 ft fall I told Darren to take a picture. Then I fell. Unwillingly. My first fall of this nature. Surprisingly the fall didn't hurt. Adrenaline I guess. However, I was physically and emotionally exhausted, and had to suffer through the worst case of screaming barfies I've ever had (screaming barfies: the pain experienced when frozen fingers thaw).

So what can I say? I've always been of the mindset that I'd only climb stuff I was absolutely sure I could do, and if I ever got stuck I'd down-climb. But I got stuck and fell. I'm glad it wasn't any higher up. I think a lesson I've learned is BE DECISIVE. If you get stuck make up your mind fast. Pick an option and commit to it. It might seem scarier to try a move which you are not 100% sure you can stick, but waiting until your energy fades is a guaranteed failure.

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Ard with the screaming barfies.

Loft Magazine

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Loft magazine. How energetic.

I recently received an email from a writer for Loft magazine. Loft claims to be a "men's lifestyle magazine for the Hispanic market". Great, another crappy Maxim knockoff -- socially acceptable soft porn for those too embarrassed to buy Playboy.

Anyway, Loft has an extreme sports section and they want to do a piece on buildering. They asked me to send them some photos, which they promised to run full page. I sent them what I had, but they wanted something more "visual and energetic".

That's when I started doing a little research into the magazine, to get a feel for what quality level I was dealing with. And that's when I gave up all hope. Look at the energy in this photo. Notice how everyone is looking in different directions -- THAT, my friends, only happens in a truly spontaneous situation.

French Climber Quits Bid to Scale Canada Tower

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Alain Robert on Canada Tower.

By Lesley Richardson and Ju-Lin Tan, PA News
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A daredevil French climber who calls himself ''Spiderman'' climbed three-quarters of the way up one of the tallest buildings in the capital today, police said.

But free climber Alain Robert - known for scaling buildings without using ropes or other equipment - gave up his attempt to reach the top of the 244-metre Canada Tower in Docklands, east London, because of the cold and rain.

A cradle descended to collect Mr Robert, then took him back to the ground, where he was escorted from the premises by Canary Wharf security staff, said police at the scene. Mr Robert, 40, from Valence, was not arrested.

Scotland Yard said police, ambulance crew and the Fire Brigade went to the scene to ''monitor'' the climber's actions. ''We were called to the south side of the Tower at 8:30am following reports of a man climbing up,'' said a spokesman. ''We arrived and have called the ambulance service and Fire Brigade as a precaution.'' He added that officers were stationed at various levels in the building but that no one's life was being put at risk.

Mr Robert, who is married with three children, has already scaled the Canary Wharf Tower, in 1995. He has also climbed the Eiffel Tower and more than 30 skyscrapers, including New York's Empire State Building in 1994, and the Petronas Twin Towers in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, in 1997. In 2001 he was reported to have become the second man to conquer the Sears Tower in Chicago after Dan Goodwin, a Las Vegas stuntman who went by the name of ''Spider Dan'', scaled it in 1981.

Matthew Bird, 27, from Barking, east London, said: ''It was amazing. He was just like Spiderman and was moving up the building a floor at a time really quickly and then pausing for a moment before setting off again.'' Mr Bird said about 100 people watched Mr Robert's attempt. He added: ''I was quite scared for his safety because he slipped a couple of times, but I am sure he's working within his abilities. It's something that normal people can't relate to, climbing so high without any ropes. It's quite brave for a day like this.''

Mr Robert, who reached the 29th floor, climbed the structure using the metal grooves which support the maintenance cradle, police said. A Canary Wharf Group spokesperson said: ''Mr Robert got to the 35th floor and had to be rescued because he was stuck.'' The spokesperson added that a window cleaning exterior lift had been lowered to rescue Mr Robert.

To get a viewpoint from the more clued in climbing crowd, Stow from the UKClimbing forum writes:

"I think Alain Robert actually has a good relationship with the various emergency services -- at least in France. Apparently he teaches rescue to the fire department as a day job and it's his mates who come and pull him off and it's all a big laugh. His website has a garbled description of this.

Not to take away from the audaciousness of it but the guy this morning was definitely sliding a cam up the window cleaner's groove left of the corner as he was doing the free moves and then hanging on it every ten feet or so. The moves weren't a layback -- he had one hand and one foot in slots on the left of the corner and one hand and foot in slots on the right and kind of pulled with his hands and pushed with his feet and shimmied up straddling the corner. He had stopped climbing and was basically hanging waiting for the scaffold for a long time. It looked like it was getting pretty slippery b/c of the rain and he just decided to bag it."

Climbing Terms A La Alain

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So I'm working on an Alain Robert interview. Hold on a sec...my roommate bugs me for starting all my stories with "so". Lots of people do this. I think it's because subconsciously we are trying to make whatever we are about to say flow with the topic beforehand, even if it doesn't. I'm trying to break the habit. The whole notion comes off as a little passive.

So, like I was saying, I'm working on an Alain Robert interview [an acceptable usage because I WAS saying this before]. I've got a translator, a list of questions, now all I need is for him to agree to it.

During my research, I came across some gems on the dictionary section of his website. Surely we have ESL to thank for this goodness:

  • Bottle: to have the bottles, it is to have the inflated front armlevers of lactic acid, i.e. to be with its muscular stress limit.
  • Pork rind: short but difficult way.
  • Gas: name given to the vacuum surrounding the climbing one, air becoming like palpable.
  • Magnesia: to take magnesia, also used by the gymnastes to drain the hands and to obtain a better adherence, remains the gesture fetish for the free climbing.
  • Morphological: says itself of a movement where the two only catches are particularly distant, making the passage much more difficult, even sometimes unrealizable for the small ones.
  • Bolt: in climbing, certain cracks make it possible to lock the fingers, the fists or the feet, by a simple mechanical effect of jamming.

I'm not sure whether Morphological is referring to offwidths, chimneys, or huge dynos, but I think I'll use it to describe pretty much everything I climb from this point on.