Tricks OK / Tricks Not OK.

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Welcome Brett. One day this thread will be encased in digital lucite and added to the Smithsonian.

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Has Brett's post disappeared? Has technology declared him too closely involved with Tricks OK / Tricks Not OK for him to be deemed eligible to cast aspersions? His post originally appeared twice and I deleted one of them. Dunno where the other has gone. I may be boy-looking, however. (That's not as gay as it sounds, by the way. It's when you can't see something even though it's right there.)

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Shit. I think I accidentally deleted it. I was cleaning up the thread, deleting all my drupal-related drivel. I think he must've "replied" to one of those (vs. just use the comment box)...and it deleted it. Gah. Double gah. You got it sitting in your browser cache anywhere? I can put it back in that way, but no way to undo the delete.

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Hi, I'm Brett. [Actually Ard writing as Brett, 'cause Ard is a total fucktard and deleted his post somehow.] Anyway, basically I'm just here to say that this thread is totally awesome, I read the whole damn thing and it was the best 25 minutes of my internet life. uhmmm, etc, etc. Basically I'm a super rad individual who posted his appreciation of this thread, therefore inspiring Ard to get off his fat ass and hand out some more rulings!

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TRAMPOLINE BOARDS
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http://youtu.be/TqXVt-ILNB0

Soccer4kyle be trollin’. Or he’s delirious. “CRAZY NEW SPORT OF Trampoline Bounce Boarding”? Any dunce can tell you that snowboarders have been strapping on boards and hopping on trampolines for decades – but they have perspective enough not to claim it as CRAZY, NEW, or a SPORT. It’s training, pure and simple. Now take that shitty 540°-misty-flip-nose-grab you learned in the gym and huck it off a 50 foot cliff. Then we can talk tricks OK. Next.

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SKATECYCLE
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[Skatecycle also properly addressed by Kiell earlier in the thread.]

http://youtu.be/TqXVt-ILNB0

Just when you thought the Tron series couldn’t get any gayer…

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SLACKLINE
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http://youtu.be/YNct3d7hMOA
I’m slacklining at the beach the other day, a family walks by and the kid says “Daddy, is that hard?” A perfect summary of the unimpressiveness of slacklining. If you have to ask, it aint shit.

Slacklining to keep your skills up for highlining is one thing, but these tricks guys are on an entirely wrong path. You do realize you’re publicly sacking yourself (over and over again) and calling it a trick right? Maybe I’m living in an alternate universe, but last I checked that shit aint cool. I’m officially renaming this sport Bouncy Babies For Eunuchs.

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ROLLER SKATING
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http://youtu.be/cI3k--_jqys
Here’s another one that’s a solid Tricks OK, until Whitey McHopHead gets down with it. God I want to be black so badly. You can’t fail. If blacks got together tomorrow and decided lawn darts were cool, shit’d be sold out by the weekend. Only blackness could have saved aggressive inline from its fiery demise.

Here we have roller skating – a pastime held warmly in our hearts from its association with 50s drive-in girls, and somewhat for roller derby girls. In the 80s, white dudes tried to fuck it up by using roller skates on vert ramps, but thankfully nobody remembers this. Not even Google. You’ll have to trust me on this one. [Pro snowboarder Shaun Palmer was at the forefront of the scene, I shit you not.]

Roller rinks were popular during the disco era, but when disco died whitey moved on. Blacks took it underground though, enjoying an expressive and stylish scene devoid of the rhythmically challenged. The result is J.B. roller skating. And what a majestic bird it is.

Sadly, I can’t find any recent info on this activity. I suspect that once news of its existence was leaked onto the internet, us white boys tried to get in on the action and, well, you know the story.

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Need to come back and watch the rest of this video as I'm tired and sleep is important right now. Also, I'm undecided as to whether this guy is pushing boundaries or is just a bit of a dick with self-harm tendencies.

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Awesome, this video makes me want to go outside and train...even though it is raining...yeahhh...

I finally caught up on this thread though Laughing out loud

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(Why I haven't gotten around to posting the Concrete Circus vids in this thread I'm not sure. I shall rectify this over the coming weeks.)

Whatever you might think about flatland bmx, the undeniable truth is that Keelan Philips is a fucking legend.

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You'll get no argument from me. I gave up on flatland because it was too hard, and back then we used locking brake levers. This shit is levels beyond. Was this one of the films you were involved with?

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Yep, from Concrete Circus. Keelan has no brakes. Smiling

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Finally, something controversial. I was beginning to think this thread lost its way. Cool vid. Blading is still shit though. Fundamental flaw with blading: the thought, "damn that'd look cool on a skateboard."

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R. Agree. Nice vid, and those guys look like they're enjoying themselves with a real nice vibe. But yes. Someone buy them a skateboard.

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Mr Brett Novak just got even geekier:

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Kept meaning to add this to the thread if simply as a point of reference.

My proudest contribution to television is my involvement in this:

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Courting controversy:

Carving the Mountains from Juan Rayos on Vimeo.

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Oh my god Kiell. You just made my day. That flyboard video is perfect. This is the crowning achievement of man. From sperm, to man, to sperm. The cycle is complete.

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This sorta belongs in the YouTube thread, and it sorta belongs here, and the music is totally gay. But hey - I bet there are at least a few things in here you haven't seen before.

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Extreme flashlights.

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So apparently this pic is real. http://i.imgur.com/BB9oy.jpg

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mmm...underwater skateboarding: tricks ok.

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This is one of the nerdiest things I have ever seen. All I can think is "how long would it take me to make something better?" I'm guessing a month.

Chaotic Moon Labs' Board of Awesomeness from Chaotic Moon Studios on Vimeo.

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Love it. Surely it's only a matter of time before they're olleying.

Fresh work from Mat Ledoux:

Mathieu Ledoux Arizona Sessions from TheConferenceTV on Vimeo.

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Whoa - ice climbing and snowboarding? That's insane. Here's something a little...different?

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John Bourne just reminded me on Facebook about this vid. I demand a second by second analysis of it from ard. Thank you.

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By the way, Jayness, that rollerman vid is the absolute bollocks. Amazing work.

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Guys, it's ok. I'm back from Bangkok. Let's get this thread back on track.