James.

I've been going about this Sept 11th Anniversary Jam completely wrong. I assumed authorities would be jumpier than usual, and that in general it was bad karma to session on this day of infamy. However I was forgetting about Max Planck's Law of Distribution of Energy in the Normal Spectrum.

Planck's law details how energy must radiate outwards from an energy source, from intensity to low level heat. So it follows that nothing else bad can happen on Sept 11th. There has already been a massively intense burst of negative energy, and it will take all the rest of the Sept 11th's from now to eternity to distribute that negative energy.

Also, negative energy needs positive energy to distribute itself, so we can look forward to a lifetime of positive energy Sept 11th's. QED. Physics never lies.

So plan all your best days in life for Sept 11th. Getting married? Sept 11th. Bar mitzvah? Sept 11th. PK jam? Sept 11th. This was the best jam we've had to date. Good times, great weather, no busts, no injuries, and I got some neato photos.

Mark and Steve.

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SteveZ.

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